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Deal With It

You know how you can purchase ladybugs by the bucket at some nurseries and hardware stores?

Does anyone know where you can buy a bucket of squash bugs sometime around July 15 next year?

Asking for a friend.

12/9/2017 5:11:41 PM

Torrance, Ca.

I'm sure if you did a search online you'd find something.

12/9/2017 6:01:56 PM

Deal With It

Either that, or I could start my own squash bug farm, with discreet third party delivery to competitors' patches, for an additional fee.

12/9/2017 8:42:45 PM

Torrance, Ca.

oh, didn't know that was whats going on... sad but I'm sure it happens.

I was taught, do the best you can, learn all winter, read everything you can, test and dial your soil in, figure out what you need, work your butt off come grow time and beat your competition come weigh off day.:)

12/10/2017 1:47:13 AM

Deal With It

I was taught to make money wherever it's legal, and when I turned 18, I would become a man, and have a Facebook account with only my name.

12/10/2017 9:13:46 AM

Central Illinois

I think it's going to smell so bad your competition will find you

12/10/2017 9:51:49 AM

Deal With It

Everyone loves ant farms.

I'm going to find out how many people are dumb enough to purchase a Squash Bug Farm.

Hello, first million dollars.

12/10/2017 10:00:44 AM

Upa Creek, MO

That’s funny cause I recently bought an ant farm for the boys at Bass Pro. I think you’re on to something. I might try a vine borer breeding program, and make use of an untapped resource.

12/10/2017 10:14:32 AM

Central NY

Who you after, bakers man?...id be nervous Too...he's gonna break the record next year...go stomp his fruit like hobbits neighbor did...we won't say nuthin...

12/10/2017 1:30:37 PM

Massachusetts

I always found that powdery mildew in a jar works well on patch tours

12/10/2017 1:32:23 PM

Deal With It

Baker's Man lives too far away. I'll just send him a box of rocks to polish in April, and he'll forget all about growing pumpkins.

12/10/2017 2:12:58 PM

Deal With It

All kidding aside, I would be surprised if someone HASN'T used a patch tour as an opportunity to introduce a hostile substance or insect.

Does anyone have a true story to share?

12/10/2017 2:14:15 PM

Woodward, Oklahoma

Yeah you guys want to come and see my patch in July !! Huummmmm makes me wonder!! Have faith I will get time around but I had that this year too in it was caused by the hail!! July 23 I won’t for get that day that was the first time by kids saw me cry!!! Yeah I cryed.. You really think people are that sinister? It it would be so hard to prove. Y’all stay away from my patch!!
Your right pork chop I would not say anything I live out in the country and believe in the 2nd amendment. Porkchop thanks for believing in me! I will not let you down!!! Glad some one else believes I can do it other than me!!

12/10/2017 2:41:49 PM

Woodward, Oklahoma

O and he is talk about me I have the text to prove it!

12/10/2017 2:42:12 PM

Eastern Pennsylvania

Outdoor security cameras are cheap these days.

12/10/2017 8:33:19 PM

Central Illinois

I think Morton Illinois is the SVB capital of the world

12/11/2017 9:48:53 AM