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Rhode Island

how would you reate your pumpkins this year? here is my five start chart.

* ROUND UP THE ENTIRE PATCH - GO GET A PIZZA AND SOME BEERS-YOU CAN KISS THE BABY

** START YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD WEIGH-OFF-STAY AT HOME -NO NEED TO TAKE A DRIVE

*** FIND A SMALL SECONDARY WEIGH-OFF - KICK SOME LITTLE KIDS ASS-STRUT AROUND LIKE A PEACOCK

**** YOUR IN THE SHOW- POSSIBLE TOP TEN FINISH - ANYWHERE -CANT ASK FOR MUCH MORE NOW CAN YA?

***** ARRIVE AT THE LAST MINUTE-CRUSH THE OTHER GROWERS HOPES-STACK IT ON A BUNCH OF PALLETS-LOOKS EVEN BIGGER-WAVE TO THE CROWD UPON ENTERING RING OF PLEASURE-MOON THE OTHER GROWERS AS YOU LEAVE THE ARENA

WHAT WILL YOUR RATINGS BE THIS SEASON???????

PAP WALLACE

8/21/2015 3:32:17 PM

Connecticut, USA

*

8/21/2015 3:33:53 PM

Quincy, CA

*** No top ten finish but maybe a HD

8/21/2015 3:42:59 PM

Little-TON - Colorado

....lol Great to see you posting Lord Papster... Can I still have a beer if I choose more *'s... Im still in the show, just depends what show...and when... still too much time to drink....lol

8/21/2015 3:43:10 PM

Johnston, Iowa

***

8/21/2015 3:57:55 PM

50 Acres

* .... and then some.... 2 yrs in a row... no fruit to show. Jim

8/21/2015 4:18:50 PM

Torrance, Ca.

* but I only did round up on half the patch.

8/21/2015 4:19:00 PM

stoughton WI

i wish I could give it ***** but unfortunately ill have to settle for ***

8/21/2015 4:25:01 PM

Indiana

*/2

8/21/2015 4:43:14 PM

Massachusetts

*

8/21/2015 5:42:48 PM

Mill Bay, British Columbia

Good to hear from you pap.

*** for me

**** for a couple of the othe boyz

8/21/2015 5:56:12 PM

little-TON, Colorado

Old wizzy boy *****
Dr. CoJoe *****
the BIZ ******
the sprinZZZZ *******************

8/21/2015 6:00:08 PM

little-TON, Colorado

extra pallets to make it HUGE, then using the FORCE to unload it hands free without a forklift. BOOM.

8/21/2015 6:01:26 PM

Minnesota

Having a great year! best I have had! I'm a lighthitter, possibly moving into mediumhitter!! :)

8/21/2015 6:19:12 PM

Eddyz@efirehose.net

Definitely a ** and could be ***

8/21/2015 7:21:52 PM

Mn

For a rookie ***

8/21/2015 7:54:15 PM

norway , maine

**

8/21/2015 8:13:33 PM

Buffalo, New York

1/2 *

8/21/2015 8:44:10 PM

Menomonie, WI (mail@gr8pumpkin.net)

The more I push the gas the more horsepower I lose...Just cant get those RPM's up

8/21/2015 9:03:14 PM

North Smithfield, RI

-* or a big fat 0

8/21/2015 9:13:32 PM

Anamosa, IA BPIowegian@aol.com

Maybe *** 1/2 if nothing goes wrong. But there are 6 weeks to go with plenty of potential disasters just waiting to happen.

8/21/2015 9:42:31 PM

Wixom MI.

It appears to me that know one here is above kicking a little kids ass !!! Lol....

8/21/2015 9:47:01 PM

Kentucky, U.S.A.

*** HD Award, 2nd place with 600lber! It was a good looking kin, but the bank had closed on any weight more big pounds! Pleased with my season, cause I was just winging it this year! Thanks Pap, hope you're doing well.

8/21/2015 10:03:54 PM

British Columbia, Canada

lol funny post

8/21/2015 10:46:10 PM

Streator ,Illinois

****1/2 if I get this thing to a weigh off I am retiring cause I don't think I can grow anything bigger and my gut can not take it anymore

8/21/2015 11:18:40 PM

Upa Creek, MO

I'm just happy to see you post!

Zero*

Did not grow but has been a great stress free season traveling with my 2 boys.

Next year will be different. Hopefully

8/22/2015 12:02:03 AM

Michigan,up North

**

8/22/2015 6:09:10 AM

Central Illinois

chuck the kids pumpkin in the dumpster, then say oh yea like hulk hogan

8/22/2015 8:10:20 AM

Sourthern Utah

dang it pap,, *

8/22/2015 9:12:40 AM

JACKSON, WISCONSIN. ; )

* Yes I did the round up thing.... Been drinking way to much this year.. It's like I took the year off
***** well if my plans come together this might be the one I run with..lol

8/22/2015 10:09:21 AM

Wixom MI.

*** thats right up my ally pap

8/22/2015 10:10:48 AM

west central IN/East central IL

No good here just a dot .

8/22/2015 12:21:29 PM

Muddy Waters

***** ARRIVE AT THE LAST MINUTE-CRUSH THE OTHER GROWERS HOPES-STACK IT ON A BUNCH OF PALLETS-LOOKS EVEN BIGGER-WAVE TO THE CROWD UPON ENTERING RING OF PLEASURE-MOON THE OTHER GROWERS AS YOU LEAVE THE ARENA
This is Bubba all the way.lol

8/22/2015 2:16:50 PM

BC, Canada

Ha. Pap
Number three ***
is exactly what I do.
Big fish little pond.
Got to love the isolated rural lifestyle.

8/22/2015 3:51:34 PM

Upa Creek, MO

Chris, just read your post and spit out my Gatorade. Been there too

8/22/2015 4:02:55 PM

Michigan,up North

Havent did a *** sence 2011. 2012 small town 12 miles away ,,started a pumpkin way off i was the only one wieghing on a horse scale ,everyone else wieghed on a bathroom scale ,,saw a guy carry he,s pumpkin saw the one i brought turn around threw he pumpkin back in the truck and drove off ,,lol i go to the bigger one now were i get my azz handed to me ,, but it all
fun.

8/22/2015 9:04:10 PM

valparaiso, in

After today half a *.

8/22/2015 11:12:43 PM

Fullerton, California

**Hate getting beat by little kids.

8/23/2015 12:40:28 AM

Rhode Island

we have all of the stars here in little rhody.

8/23/2015 11:26:08 AM

Home of happy lil plants

******-if pizza party at paps and pretend its my pumpkin

*-reality I already roundup'd but Im having fun watching a few people

8/23/2015 2:29:51 PM

Hot West Tennessee

**

8/23/2015 4:01:30 PM

Cobleskill Ny

*

8/23/2015 4:20:48 PM

Valencia Spain

*

8/23/2015 4:32:48 PM

New England

I doubt i'll make it to a weigh off this year haha!

8/24/2015 8:14:53 AM

Pocatello (cliffwarren@yahoo.com)

My patch is a 2, but I go to a five-star weighoff in Utah. ;-)

8/24/2015 3:09:22 PM

Cincinnati,OH

***

8/24/2015 5:33:25 PM

Vancouver Island

*** - if I go to our local garden centre's weigh off:-)

8/25/2015 10:11:33 PM

Mission Viejo, CA

** and a half. Depends on whether Kingston Dunn comes to the local weigh off. :)

8/25/2015 11:39:03 PM

NE Arkansas

Hmm not sure how many stars I deserve if my melon js bigger than my kin...

8/26/2015 12:31:59 AM

Crossett Arkansas

* I actually sprayed Round Up on my vines!

8/26/2015 6:52:28 AM

Iowa

*** but may have to downgrade after Thursday's weigh-off at the town carnival.

9/1/2015 9:37:59 PM