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Going Green

Take two beers and one 2 liter empty plastic coke bottle. If bottle is not empty get glass and add 2 parts rum to 3 parts coke and drink till liter is empty. Start by cutting the top 1/3 of the 2 liter bottle off leaving 2/3 of the bottle. Now open 1st beer. You deserve it and it is hot outside. Take two gulps. Now remove the screw cap off top 1/3 and insert top 1/3 into bottom 2/3's and take two more gulps of beer. Save the rest of that beer on the level shelf on the garage bench. Open new can of beer and take two gulps. Take what is left of first beer and pour into plastic bottle. Take two gulps of 2nd beer. Now go to the garden and dig a trench 2 inches deep and 6 inches long. Lay plastic bottle on its side and put the extra soil around opening and inside top 1/3 of the bottle. Take 1 and only one gulp of beer. Swish it around in your mouth and lay your head on the ground and spit mouthful of beer into opening. When you can rise up and drink remainder of beer in the can. Pick up beer cans crush against your forehead put in Mc Donalds bag and bury in bottom of garbage can! BURP!

10/9/2014 7:27:11 PM