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Colorado

You might be a "redneck" if you use your hunting blind as a shade structure for your pumpkin. Check out AR roosters diary.Thats just too good!!!

7/9/2014 1:15:13 PM

Johnston, Iowa

I thought that was totally awesome! Gotta improvise and use what you have. Go ARooster!

7/9/2014 1:40:16 PM

Honesdale, Pennsylvania

Love that idea... has me thinking of a couple of old ones that I have not been using. Like that oblong pumpkin look too.

7/9/2014 2:41:18 PM

Farming- a bunch of catastrophies that result in a lifestyle

.....you come home to find your neighbor pulling the push mower behind the four wheeler because his riding mower is broke down.

7/9/2014 3:41:46 PM

Muddy Waters

.........You use your best sheets to cover your kin.

7/10/2014 7:07:50 AM

Germany

...you water your pumpkin plants with bottl´d mineral water because water restrictions are in operation, you´re not allowed to water the garden with tap water and you don´t want to risk a fine.

7/10/2014 7:24:31 AM

Upa Creek, MO

You find an old chevy in the patch

7/10/2014 7:39:18 AM

Johnston, Iowa

. . . . the halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife

7/10/2014 10:05:17 AM

Farming- a bunch of catastrophies that result in a lifestyle

You have a pumpkin to carve in May.........

7/10/2014 4:17:45 PM

Germany

My dear LB, a pumpkin to carve in May has, at least in my opinion, less to do with being a redneck, is has more to do with being starry-eyed at the very beginning and eventually showing the world that you aren´t but you actually know what you are doing (or at least you´ve had enough luck to then be able to make them believe you knew what you had been doing). I still can´t believe that you had grown a pumpkin off one of my seeds over winter :-)

7/10/2014 4:28:27 PM