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Ontario, Canada.

in late March an old man wanted to plant a tomato garden but it was difficult work as the ground was hard.
His only son, a criminal named Vincent who used to help him in the garden was unfortunately in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son in prison:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling sad because I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm too old already. I know if you were here, you would happily dig the plot for me like you did before your time in jail.

Love Papa.

A few days later on March 31st, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,

PLEASE DON'T dig up that garden. ....Jeeezzz .....That's where the bodies are buried!!!

Love Vinnie.

At 4 am the next morning, 12 FBI agents and 18 police with dogs, arrived and dug up the entire garden without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That next day, he received another letter from his son:

Dear Papa,

Go ahead and plant your tomatoes now. That's the very best I could do under the circumstances!!

Love you. Vinnie.

4/1/2014 11:31:38 AM

Mnt.pleasant ,tennessee

Thats a good one lol

4/1/2014 12:34:37 PM

Hinckley MN

When I was deployed to the former Yugoslavia, a farmer would report that he "found" a mine in his field. the UN peacekeepers would come out with tank mounted mine clearers to clear the field by flailing the ground. Before they were finished the farmer would be out planting his crops in the finly tilled earth.

4/1/2014 12:40:26 PM

East Jordan, MI

LOL Russ!

4/1/2014 7:42:23 PM

Muddy Waters

Nice one!

4/1/2014 8:42:50 PM